The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #57719   Message #911579
Posted By: The Walrus
16-Mar-03 - 08:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: American jokes
Subject: RE: BS: American jokes
SCENE: A traffic jam outside Paris, the usual bored drivers when along the line of traffic a group of men are seen knocking on the window of each car and chatting to the driver.

CALLER: Have you heard the news? Al Quaida have managed to kidnap George W, they're threatening that unless the get a billion dollers US and an apology from the American government, they're going to doude him in petrol and set him alight, so my colleagues and I are going from car to car to collect what we can.
DRIVER: So what's everyone else giving?
CALLER: Oh, on average, five litres.

All right, so I shouldn't listen to jokes in the pub (and yes it is funnier after a few pints).