Danged, Larry! Why didn't ya' tell mem that the knicklehead was gonna be on? I just had my tele-poli-graph calibrated and wanted to give it a good test. Oh well...

So, ahhh, did you keep a score card?

I have a formula that works purdy good fir Bush. I figure 1 *minor* lie per minute and 1 *major* lie every 7 minutes, depending on wind speeed, of course.

Now, if ya give 5 points to the major lies and 1 oint to the minors, after a while you can get some kind of bio-rythmic thing going.

So, how'd Bush do tonight? His average 2.3 lpm's (lies per minute).

Bobert