We pause for a brief commercial on the New and Improved means of self-defense for you and your family from EVIL people. It's called Lapp-Goch! Yes, Lapp-Goch!!! (Okay, so it's not entirely new, but it IS improved by virtue of superior weaponry, like Smart Bombs).

The basic principle is this: Decide for yourself who is really, really evil in your neighborhood, arm yourself to the teeth with superior firepower, and go kill 'em all before they have a chance to do anything evil to you first!!! Gotcha! Soon all the evil people in your neighborhood will be dead, and everything will be wonderful for the good people. Peace will prevail. This announcement has been brought to you by the White House. Go git 'em!!!

Life in Aymerica...love it or lose it!

That's it. Feel free to return to your normal state of credulity and compliance.

p.s. Lapp-Goch is not presently deemed acceptable in Canada or at the U.N., but they'll no doubt come around in time, specially if we cut their financial feet out from under 'em. They'll learn!