... an evil looking banshee who was apparently up to no good. He'd spent the morning tormenting trolls and checking to see if all the Irish Washerwomen were cleaning their blood stained clothes at the rivers edge.

"Bodhran.....Aye you Bodrhan....what be a man like you up to with that there cow. Most likely it only gives sour milk I would say". The banshee rapped the cow three times on its head with his shillelagh. The cow turned and ran between two large stone pillars and vanished.....

"Mr. Bodhran....you run through that portal and you'll vanish just like your old worthless cow."

Bodhran did not hesitate but ran after the cow through the portal where he....