Well, OK then, if you insist.

The Goat Dance

Campfire leader holds hands to head with one finger outstretched in imitation of goat's horns. Sings:

Tomorrow we'll all have kippers (or sausages) for tea
Kippers for tea
Kippers for tea
Tomorrow we'll all have kippers for tea
Kippers for tea tomorrow.

Then stops facing the first victim (choose someone likely to be a willing participant at first). Victim follows leader's actions, one at a time. These are something like:

Bow three times
Paw the ground three times with a foot
Jump up & down three times
(all the while with horns on head)

Then turn round and leader dances off, followed by victim, singing the while, to find another victim and repeat the process.

Then turn round again and first victim becomes the leader. Continue thus till everyone's in the conga, someone falls in the campfire or you all get sick of it. All good clean fun!    When the current leader does the recruiting of the next victim, the other dancers can have a rest!

Have fun

S