By gar, you guys get my dander up some good eh? Tabarnack, you Henglish always be wondrin' why we French Canadian trappers are always mad eh? Well, now you know!

Stop callin' us names like "Freedom" Canadians, and stop stealin' our delicacies like Poutine with "Freedom Fries"!

You want rid of dat Sadam feller? Just put him in a dogsled and send him up to me. I'll skin him like a beaver! (shut up Spaw)

Jaques Le RubberBoot

The Mad Trapper with the outdoor crapper