I respect the French for having the courage to disagree with the US, or at least the President of the US. I do not believe that the American people support this war.

Now to more serious business: French Fries are now Liberty Fries. French Toast is Stars and Stripes Forever Toast. What is the politically correct name for the previously called French Kiss...or are we now patriotically to abstain? There is some urgency in getting an answer.
SINS