Sorry, late into this promising string.

Why does the poor old pig get the bad press anyway? Just because some religions consider it unclean? It is a bloody sight cleaner, with its lavatory habits, than that other animal considered unclean by the same lot of mindguides, the RABBIT. Yes, the good old Easter Bunny. If you don't know why, I'm not telling you, but it is loosely connected with the route of that other Easter symbol, the EGG.

Here in NZ, the Government is trying to take the religion out of Christmas, and just leave in the buying. And Santa.