Don't withdraw your previous offer now, breezy, you already invited Pete to come at 8pm on Sat 5 Apr; your belts-and-braces are showing...(he-he!) Auditioning before giving a floorspot - ouch! What a name to have... Also: Maidenhead and other clubs exist in their own right, and have done so for 30+ years longer, they are not there to audition for the Blue...

Pete - breezy is a softie really, once you've bashed him over the head with a skillet a few times. Come along, man, and you'll get a spot.

But you might not get a second spot if you're better than us...;-)