I knew this one would get ya'll goin'! ;-) I do believe that there are some B.L.O.B.'s that need to be tossed out now:

To Amos for whisking the cobwebs away with:

I can stay at home
Ride while on the phone
It's a kind of Tantric Zen!

To alinact for this set of seemly lines:

It curls your hair, it gives you a scare,
it's better than a man because it cares.

To Genie for this nether-numbing chorus:

I went "purrrrrrr" when it moved and "bzzzzzzzz" when it stopped
And "Sha-zaam!" when I sat still!
I still didn't know just what it was, but it gave me quite a thrill!

To Bullfrog Jones for this ditty of dy-no-mite:

Come-a little baby let's hump the broomstick
Come on let's hit the spot

To Roger the Skiffler for collecting this out in his field:

Woke up this mornin' guess I'll dust my broom
Woke up this mornin' guess I'll dust my broom
Gonna put in some new batteries, let it take me to the moon

And to my darlin' Aidan, for shifting us all with this little bit:

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
The dish ran away with the spoon
My da done a bunk with the hoover
And me ma fell in love with the broom

My, my, my -- This Challenge! has the potential to be as good as the infamous Great Easter Bonnet(?) Special Challenge of 2000!!

Keep 'em comin' (oh, behave!) Challenge!rs!!

-- Áine