Young people of today - it's ghastly how they behave

How are we going to get medals without a war?

It's not Baghdad that should be frightened

Guru in Manchester could be called a weapon of mass exhalation

Good luck for the gig tonight with LR

I would be there but the road through Luton's not too safe - Iraqi's have taken junction 9 on the M1

Good luck with your shaky

The Bull has been secured for Monday - minefields laid