"Right boys, who's next?"

Mick and Bodhran stood speechless.

Just then they saw the beautiful faery land between the pooka's ears. "I'll teach you, ye aul' horse. Get yer big hairy a*se out of here!" she cried in that delicate accent, as she smacked him fair right between the eyes with her wand, and he disappeared in a puff of magical smoke...... and in his place stood..........