Oh my gawd! that was a long time ago
Yes it was Paddy Roberts
Just a fragment remains

.....and he went all white
and he sloshed her right
in the middle of her Cha Cha Cha
He came before a man of the Law
Who cried that will not do
I have had quite enough
of the sort of stuff
that we get from the likes of you
And was she peeved
when he received a longish term in clink
in a fit of pique she married the Greek.
and now she's dressed in mink
to my rit fal dal to my titty fal dal
to my ritty titty fal dal day

Bert