Try this to the tune of West Side Story's "Maria" (w. Hilda Thomas, m., Leonard Bernstein):

Korea!
There are nuclear bombs in Korea!
But we don't give a damn
We're out to get Saddam, you see.

Saddam has
Misiles hidden inside his pajamas!
And underneath the soil
There are tons and tons of oil
We need to run our SUV's!

"Osama!" Say it loud and we're out to get him!
Say it soft, and it's time to forget him!
"Osama!" We've got to stop saying "Osama!"

Saddam's the most horrible man in all thew world - Saddam!