Turkeyyyyy!!

(Tune: Groun'hawg!)

(Jolly banjo riff intro)

Come if ya can, stay if ya can't
Come if ya can, stay if ya can't
Gonna hunt for turkies at the nuc-ya-lar plant

Tuuuuuurkey!!

Turkey jumped and began to fly
Turkey jumped and began to fly
Caught that plant's electric eye,

Tuuuuuurkey!!

Hit the button, condition red!
Hit the button, condition red,
Ole turkey's gonna wish he was dead!

Tuuuuuurkey!!

Fell into a reactor mosheen
Fell into a reactor mosheen
When he come up he was bright and green

Tuuuuuurkey!!

Turkey squawked and jumped up higher
Turkey squawked and jumped up higher
Flew back out over our bob wire

Tuuuuuurkey!!

Billy Bob was out for fun
Billy Bob was out for fun
Nailed that turkey with his ole shotgun

Tuuuuuurkey!!

Plucked him, baked him in a pan
Plucked him, baked him in a pan
That BillyBob was a happy man


Tuuuuuurkey!!

Nine months later, he had twins
Nine months later, he had twins
With big green eyes and bright green skins!


Tuurrrrrkey!