I found another bit on the web:

Forget the platypuses and those funny aardvarks

    Pigmy hippopotamuses and great white sharks

    I'm tellin' you the truth, no bull faeces

    If you want to know the most endangered species

    It's not the albatross or the humpback whale

    It's the middle-aged ineffectual, unfashionably heterosexual White Anglo Saxon Male

Wolfgang