Here ya are (just call me 'Chips To Go'):

To Deda, for this kinky lil' bit o' bull:

Glow little Nimbus, broom of fire.
Turn up the power, higher, higher.
Glow for the female of the species.
Turn on the AC and the DC

And to Bradypus (hi there, darlin'!) for this bit worthy of your favourite bodice ripper:

That every girl should have such a broom
To give what she desires
On it to press, to relieve all the stress
And light the inner fires!


Chips will be flung later this afternoon, promise. ;-)

Well done all, Áine