Gee, you drive for miles and all you see is corn, and you're bored to death and starved to death, and you see a big sign that says "Chip Wagon Ahead." You screech to a halt in the middle of nowhere and you see this seedy-looking guy with a greasy-looking panel truck, selling french fries with gravy. That's all.
That's Canada fer ya. Fielding can keep it. I want ketchup on my fries. God bless America.
-Joe Offer-