A poor young man in the dorm where I lived briefly in my undergraduate years dated a young woman who was emotionally challenged. He was very sweet, but couldn't figure what she really wanted, and when she finally went around the bend it was quite a scene in the dormitory foyer. I ended up calling the paramedics to come get her, and they took her to the psychicatric ward.

If SJ still goes through with this appointment, don't forget the lube.