my worst typo was in a typing class in Grade 10 (which I failed by the way, with the comment that "Susan is not very good with her hands") when I managed during a speed test to get my fingers stuck between the keys of a manual typewriter. I recovered, somewhat shaken and as the teacher who patrolled the aisles peered over my shoulder, in my haste, I typed the words "shit lick" instead of "shift lock".