Well, Spawzer, me and the Wes Ginny slide rule have been at this for some time now and we are happy to report that we think we have come up with answer to you problems: ahhhh, you're a nut! Hey, when the slide rule first came up with that diagnosis, I thought to myself, ahhh, nah, not the Spazer hisself? But after reviewing the processes, I gotta give the slide rule credit for hittin' the nail on the head.
Speaking of which, has your head ever attacked a blunt force object?