Ah gnu, that was no typo! He DE-pressed rather quickly, but was left rather HARD-pressed (for words, anyway), which just DE-pressed him further. And when he could 'fess up no more, they de-frocked him, of all the frockin insults!

;)

Joe F, I love Ogden Nash, and I'd never heard that one before. Thanks!
Here's a pick-up line for all those Shakey young hopefuls out there, sure to cure those 'fatal attractions':

Teenage boy to teenage girl - "You sweat less than any fat girl I know!" - Ogden Nash