Did you hear about the 90 year who tried to swallow a Viagra pill?
It got stuck in his throat and he had a stiff neck for days.........

When you have oral sex with occasional lovers, do you use a dental dam? or Saran Wrap?

When engaging in anal sex "knockin on the back door", try a great new product called EZ-IN Slip & Slide Butt Lube (comes in flavors). Quart cans or the ecomonical size, 5 gallon buckets. Free turkey baster for "EZ application". Combine with "Rump Buster" condoms (sold seperately) for the ride of your life.

And in closing...........For two weeks I have been trying to get a little piece from my beautiful neighbor by telling her that I don't want to get serious, that I "just want to poke a little fun at her." Should I change my approach?