Po' Miss Suzy, she can't make no time,
Tryin' to make a living on a T-1 line....
Hot tamales and they red hot, yes, now, she got 'em for sale, I mean.
Yes she got 'em for sale, yeah.

Tell the preacher, till the choir sings,
Virtual and virtue, they be diff'r'nt things, now...
Hot tamales and they red hot, yes, now, she got 'em for sale, I mean.
Yes she got 'em for sale, yeah.

Ya wanna know trouble, tell ya if I can
It's an 32-bit woman with an 8-bit man, yes,
Hot tamales and they red hot, yes, now, she got 'em for sale, I mean.
Yes she got 'em for sale, yeah.