Well, Bobertz, since you are a friend, I'll tell ya about it. I got a call from your favorite Johnny...Johnny A. He was asking me about some of them anti-Bushers (As he called them). I told him I didn't no nuttin bout such stuff, then he politely reminded me of the infamous "khandu-Ranger Dave Fiasco of '73", and told me that there weren't no statue-of-limertations on such stuff and I'd better come up with some names quick.
Well, I tell ye, Ole Buddy, when he mentioned the infamous "k-RDF of '73", it scared the pants offa me. I thought I had covered my tracks and nobody could ever connect me with that. I was stunned and shocked and discombobulated all at the same time. Man, I started babblin' and blabberin ninety miles an hour. I didn't even know what I was sayin'. But I vaguely remember hearing my self say "And the Bobertz...don't fergit the Bobertz!"

I am really sorry, but I just couldn't have Barbara Walters or Geraldo or any of them people knockin' on my door with their cameras asking me about the infamous "k-RDF of 73" and go through all that stuff again...I mean...That was THIRTY YEARS AGO!!!! I got a new life now. I been good for years now!

I would suggest that you change yore name and address and move far far away and download "kill-popup" at download.com. It works very good!

khanny