Joke? Joke? It's hardly a joke when J Lewis International Airport in Paris is closed for three hours while drug sniffing dogs search for evidence against the 'teen teaser'.

The 'halter top heart-throb' gave a statement to French media an hour ago in which she said:(excuse my high school french)

"Je suis plus embarrasse que Herman miniscule, et ma possun aspire a votre contact".

Says it all, as far as I'm concerned.

Rick