Who can pretend not to have been stirred by the lines from her first world-smashing record, "Quand Les Enfants N'Ont Plus Raison...":

"Lorsque tu me touch juste la
Je reve de te crever la geuele;
And quand tu reviens dans ma vie
Tu trouvera ma barbie dans ton cul..."

I tell ya, I'd be ashamed not to know at least some of her stuff.

Merry Christmas, cheries!

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