This is the sort of thing that really makes me wish I knew more French...

I only know a few odd scattered phrases like:

Ma soeur prend un concombre énorme logé dans son vestibule.

Si mon chien avait un visage comme vôtre, je raserait ses quartiers
arrières et lui ferait la promenade à l'envers.

Cette odeur vient-elle de vous?

So far, they have not proven very useful, but I am waiting for a good opportunity to employ at least one of them deftly, and demonstrate my sophisticated, if limited command of the most stylish of all languages...

- LH