But who cares about fish wen there's a perfectly healthy cow right here. Anyone for a barbecue? With a shudder of her udders, she dashed (as much as any cow could dash) behind a groupf of vegetarian, we-are-the-world folkies.

"Fear not, Bovine Babe, we'll save you" they cried, when to everyone's astonishment, out from the crowd came...