The "late band the Chieftans (sic)" got me, as well as "70 year old Willie Nelson" (who later became "late"), "J Lewis International Airport," "...right now reporting that Avril will NOT be singing at last night's Blue Jays' home opener" and that thing about "is that a capo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me."

Gidget Bardot's "honorary cheese-eating surrender monkey" and "my generation love Adam Sandler. He is funnier than your Peter T, or Geraldo Riveira (sic)"

Authentic French Waif's "Just remember, all of you were at one time 13 year old girls..."

Amos's Cosmic Potato, Dick Greenhaus's comment.

Regarding the (serious) Leslie Cheung story, I'm also wondering how someone can die after jumping from a hotel room and later commit suicide. This is sort of a Van Gogh-ish sort of thing.

April Fool's day does not end at noon. Being April Fool's Day, it doesn't play by the rules, and may not even end after the 1st of April.