My finest was a prank pulled on a friend a few years back. He had been remodeling his kitchen and put in a new sink and countertop. When he was out for the evening, I snuck in and used some wide clear packing tape to tape the sinksprayer wide open. My thought was that when he got up on April 1, 430am, to fill his coffeepot, he'd get an early shower. tee-hee and nothing more....

Well, I heard about it later from the wife of my friend. Everything had gone according to plan, he'd gotten drenched, but the kicker was that when his wife got out of the bath and came into the kitchen, she found him with the sink torn out. He never saw the tape, drenched himself numerous times before assuming the "f*cking sink was broken", and was now ready to take it back to the store. His wife cautiously pointed out the tape on the sprayer, then called and warned me that retribution would be swift and painful.