Mine is in German, so it's not much use to you, Rick. Jeremy Taylor's masterpiece from what I remember:
I am a Liberal man and I do the best I can
To set the world to rights so I can sleep at night
I always remonstrate against the things I hate
But there's nothing I hate more than that bloke who lives next door
For he's a Tory - an exploiter - a nouveau Fascist pig
And he struts around his swimming pool like Mr.Bloody Big...
Sorry, it's gone! Who can remember more?