Bbc, let your son witness all that goes on here at the Church of the Mudcat and I guarantee you he'll run into the first house of worship he sees just to recover his sanity!
Once while playing frisbee in a park, I was approached by two Hare-Krishnas and invited to a feast at their temple that night. Well this was in the days when I'd do anything once, so I thought, "Ok, they'll probably have neat Indian food or something". I went. I listened to 2 hours of chanting and got a styrofoam plate of brown rice and yogurt. Some feast. I'll take Mudcat!