I understand what you're saying, Peter. I haven't tried to do anything with the plot, really, just throw in a few funnies (well I thought they were funny!). I haven't got a good enough memory for plots to do anything constructive; I'm quite happy to let others do that. And anyway, they're going to pull in different directions: if you're British and listen to the Archers you'll know what I mean!

Any road up, this ain't getting the baby washed!!

Meanwhile, back on board the SS Possum ...