Uncle Joe's Mintballs definately do exist. They are made in Wigan, Lancashire, England.

In case you're interested, if you get the train up the west coast main line and shortly after you pull out of Wigan look to the right you will see the end of a row of shops adorned with a large painted advert for the afore mentioned products.

I remember hearing this song years ago & I'd completely forgotten about it. It's a cracker.

Can anyone supply some suitable guitar chords for the MOMAD tune?