Here's the REAL tune for MOMAD - as you see, very close to UJMB. Sorry about the previous cockup.

X: 251
T:My Old Man's A Dustman
M:4/4
L:1/16
Q:300
C:Donegan/Buchanan/Thorne
D:Pye Nixa 7N 15256 March 1960 (A-side)
K:G
d2|B2B2 B3B B2B4
w:Oh my old man's a dust-man.
B2|B3B c2B2 A6
w:He wears a dust-man's hat.
A2|A2A2 A2A2 A2A4
w:He wears gor-bli-mey trou-sers
dd|d2cc B2A2 G6
w:And he lives in a coun-cil flat.
d2|B2B2 B2B2 B2B4
w:He looks a pro-per na-na
BB|G2G2 A2B2 c6
w:In his great big hob-nail boots
^c2|d2dd d2d2 d2d2 d2
w:He has such a job to pull them off
dd|d2c2 B2A2 G6
w:That he call them dai-sy roots
d2|B2B2 B2B2 B2B4
w:Some folks give tips at Christ-mas
B2|BB3 c2B2 A6
w:And some of them for-get
A2|A2A2 A2A2 A2A4
w:So when he takes their bins out
d2|d2c2 B2A2 G6
w:He leaves some on the step
d2|B2B2 B2B2 B2B4
w:Now one old bloke got nas-ty
B2|G2G2 A2B2 c6
w:And to the coun-cil wrote
^c2|d2d2 d2d2 d2d2d3
w:Next time my old man went round there
d|d2c2 B2A2 G4
w:He punched him up the throat
D4|E4   F4   G4
w:Dah dah dah dah
D4|E4   F4|
w:Dah dah dah

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