The formerly grey-bearded, balding student walks in and sits down at the bar. "Whew,' he says to himself and the beautiful bartender, "just finished another paper. Can I have a beer? Anything except wheat beer or that nasty Guiness stuff." "Anything?" says the Laughing Cat. "Yeah. I know that a place with this much class wouldn't serve any kinda 'light beer' or beer with flavoring. Wait...you have Lambic Kriec on tap? I take that back! Two pints, please!"