All seriousness aside, minor-league ball is one of the best values in the country.
When I'm on the road performing, which I am frequently, I'll always try and catch a minor-league game. Single-A, double-A, triple-A, the top ticket price is around seven bucks, there isn't a bad seat in the house, nada the players, coaches and umps are hustling their asses off.
The players sign autographs for little kids, the beer and hotdogs taste just as good, and it won't bankrupt a family of four for a night at the ballyard.
Hell, I love high-school and Legion ball too. And Little League.

Seamus