Well we've covered quite a few folks here so let me address Laura Bush. Actually it would be easy to address Laura since she moves so little. It's a little known fact that when Hilary was the First Lady, several former FL's banded together in a show of cross party unity and formed the "First Lady's Training Academy of Vacuous Expression."

Funded by Jackie Kennedy and supported by Rosalynn Carter and the Trust Fund of Pat Nixon, Nancy Reagan was chosen as the Chief Instructor and CEO. While we have had many somewhat less than animated FL's, Nancy stands unmoving head and shoulders above the rest. Her ability to appear totally catatonic is rivaled only by James Taylor and though the press was asked to sit on the story, insiders know that Nancy was once replaced at a state function by a blow-up doll (Smooth Snatch Sandy) and no one would have noticed had not she deflated after accidental contact with an olive fork. Even then it might have passed had Ronnie not gotten on his knees between her legs and commenced blowing on the inflation valve.

Laura Bush graduated with honors from the program and she has done an exceptional job of putting her training to use. I'm sure many of you saw her the other day at Camp LeJeune where an errant seagull landed on her head and proceeded to take a monstrous crap while Laura never moved a muscle. I was impressed......so much better than Hilary who could be cranky and animated as well as smiling and joyous. Who the hell needs that?

Spaw