"Fascinating," thought SonofJaws as he plummeted earthward, as had his father before him, "who'd have thought an eight foot, four hundred pound man could have passed through the plumbing of an airplane commode, even in the first class section? I guess I'm being punished for forgetting the first thing my mother ever taught me: 'Always put down the toilet seat after use.'"

Just before a rather difficult landing on earth, SonofJaws mused, "I wonder why James Bond looked so unlike my daddy described him? I was expecting a bit of a woose..."

--seed