But haven't you heard? There will be no Saddam on a stick -- it's been declared that we don't have to get Saddam to "win."

Which is a good thing, after all, since we've been having a little trouble actually finding those pesky enemies lately. And no doubt 40 years from now, people will be reporting the saw Saddam or bin Laden living in Brazil -- roomies in the house Hitler used to live in in *his* ninties :)