You're a rascal, Rick, but thou speakest a jawful. TV eats brain cells at an astonishing rate. It's a moot point what destroys more brain cells per hour, TV or Hi-octane Newfie Screech (the kind you burn in a spoon to show your pals how strong it is). A combination of the two is absolutely deadly.

I've got a few simple recommendations for living a good life and retaining a youthful appearance:

a)Abstain from television.
b)Abstain from cigarettes and dope and other similar drugs.
c)Drink very little alcohol, and when you do, drink it for the taste.
d)Abstain from prescription drugs unless absolutely necessary!
e)Don't get legally married! (there is the odd exception to this one, however...some people react rather well to marriage)
f)exercise & walk a lot
g)play music frequently
h)laugh frequently
i)breathe slowly and deeply, do breathing exercises
j)meditate regularly
k)admire lizards and alligators*

*(the last one is optional)

- LH