Tourquoise eyes and a smell that would drive you to masterbate. That's what she had going for her when she walked into the tavern. Looking around to see if there was a pay phone, she inquired at the bar. I need a lift, Anyone going to Timbuktu anytime in the near? I could only say, "No." Others had no answer. "This could be a trip down memory lane", she replied, listening to Kat singing, "always on the sunny side of life." She said, "I was on the sunny side of life once. I damn near had it made. I thought I had it figured out, but I forgot what it was I was after." I could only reply, "Oh" Others only nodded. She said, "I need a taxi cab and I only have two dollars, I need to find my way to the coast. From there I will grab a ship if I please, or else just hole up for awhile." I responded, "whoa" everyone else, whispered low. " I can sing for my supper, I can sing for a cab, I can do the hoochie-coochie and drive all the men mad" is how she replied. All I could say was ,"Go!" nearby you could hear,"Let's see the show!" So she got up on the table and she danced a hoochie-coo, she had dollars flying at her and she knew just what to do. She flashed a little ass at the prospects in the bar, she figured one of them would get her a little.... bit more down the road. A man with long straggly hair, drinking something that looked like a grape jelly smoothie walked up to her and said, "I might go on down to Timbuktu, I hear they like the Ukelele down there." Delighted with her destiny she said, "alright we're out of here!" As they were walking out the door you could hear her say, "You look a little familiar."