LOL! to the both of yez. / Guest, brilliant! / Charley, no, you've surely Left no Child Behind; but the destinations have been revised. Pursuant to the new plan entitled "Walking the Path to Peace in the Other Guy's Shoes", Gerry Adams takes over Tel Aviv while Rev. Paisley rules the Gaza; Arafat relocates to the Shankill and Sharon runs the show in the Falls. / Subsequently, the exiled Bertie Ahern becomes Mayor of New York City after instituting the "Transferable Votes" election system there. (Sadly though, Benjamin "Ari" Netanyahu fails in his bid for Governor of Texas. Too right-wing for 'em.)