Blame my youngest brother for these:

"...At the risin' of the moon YEE-HA! at the risin' of the moon,
For the pikes must be together at the risin' of the moon YEE-HA!"
(Rising of the Moon)

"...Just a lad of eighteen summers, yet no true man can deny
As he walked to death that morning...(sob, sob, I...I can't go on! It's too sad!)"
(Kevin Barry)

"Nothin' could be finer than to be in your vagina in the morning..."

"Mrs. Brown I think your daughter's pregnant
Girls like her get pregnant all the time...."