You can't find a cold beer down in Baghdad
There just isn't any cold beer down in Baghdad
All the bars stay open 24 hours
But not a one has any power
No you just can't find a cold beer down in Baghdad

All the whores they where bourkas down in Baghdad
You just can't trust the whores down in Baghdad
It might be her sister or her momma
or a suicide bomber
It's best to pass on the whores down in Baghdad