Chocolate T-shirts! Hmm, you could get pretty sticky in a nice close waltz. But I suppose licking the residue off afterwards might be fun.

Gin and Oryx, Liz? Is that some obscure African dish? First catch and clean your Oryx. Marinate in Gin and Juniper berries then roast over a slow fire basting frequently. Sounds pretty good actually.

A gin has another meaning around here of course. Hence the local non-PC version of 'All for me grog': I spent all me tin in the shanty with a gin, now across the Western plains I must wander.