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Thread #22972   Message #928778
Posted By: John MacKenzie
08-Apr-03 - 01:30 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Greensleeves - parodies
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Parody of Greensleeves
There was a parody which is about two prostitutes, one lovely, and one plum ugly. The gruesome one was cheaper, and gave Green Shield stamps, so the singer patronises the bargain bonk, and then the last verse ends:-
Green Stamps were all she gave
Green stamps were all I saved
I took her green stamps every one
And cashed them all in with the pretty one.