Ummm...

"Thou shalt not post copywrighted lyrics without giving proper credit"

"Thou shalt not make gratuitous possum references without also mentioning Barbara, Catspaw or both"

"Thou shalt not spend 12 hours properly coding a masterwork thread post, only to accidently hit the clear entries button... not because it annoys Us, but because it would be annoying to You"

It's a start...

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