The Song of Ashcroft's Captialist Army
To the tune of Trotsky's Red Army
Words Lorcan

On march our armies for Democracy
Spreading the joys of the land of the free
The foes of free trade in the darkness will hide
plotting and planing against our God's side

Chorus:
But, Our powerful tanks and our glorious bombers
Our Brave young soldiers who will kill or die
To crush the foe for our Capitalist Union
Will spread freedom for you and I

In other countries the press is not free,
Reporters spread lies about you and about me
So our armies oppose those cowards and bums
We'll liberate their press at the point of our guns

These terrorist nations control all our oil
our standard of living they hope to control
Pastures of plenty in lands that aren't free
denying their bounty to you and to me

These criminals claim they deserve sovereignty
They attempt thumb their nose at the land of the free
We'll crush all resistance to our clarion call
To the will of our stock market they will soon fall

Afghans and Iraqis have learned of our might
Now on to Syria we will press on the fight
China and Cuba still long to be free
Then to liberate France and on to Germany

In Scandinavia the reds rule the land
North in Canada the Socialist can still stand
Now we will make them tremble at the ring of our boot
While each foe of Capital our soldiers will shoot...